Jackanories and Bedtime Stories U

A cheeky book of Verse and Rude Rhymes for Kids 

​My Little Book​​ PG 15

Bob, Sex, God; The Devil and Death

The Grim Reaper’s incendiary autobiography that all creation has been waiting for; from his creation to final redemption, to Armageddon. It’s the cruel chronicle of his dealings beyond the veil to him handing his baton of slaughter to a wunder kid; a child prodigy from a rumpy pumpy, rock ‘n roll one-night liaison.

​But was the virgin born boy his?

This no holds barred yarn is one to rock the ages! A brutally honest story of his incredible journey through Holiest of Heavens and most horrendous Hell; with sexy bits!
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  • Read his rants against the Almighty!
  • His misguided workings with Satan!
  • The shocking revelations kept from you!

​My Little Book is the page turning tale written in blood angels wanted banned! So lay aside all the lies you think are true to sumptuously gorge on salacious secrets that’ll shake you to your core! 


​Che Sono Sempre PG 18

'They That Always Are'

​A titillation: the hunt for a debauched killer that never dies, who’s without mercy or morality; is without reason to end its slaughter. Vampire’s, Werewolves and Witches; false god’s, ancient folklore and a sociopathic cop who will stop at nothing from bringing the murderer to justice.
This chilling tale of the ‘They That Always Are’ rewrite’s your misguided falsehood’s of those monster’s from under your childhood bed.
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  • It’s an unrelenting, unremitting, violentful story of death and endlessness!  
  • It’s The Darkness Within!
  • Do you dare discover the reality of what you have always known to be true?

​It’s the bildungsroman of a creature beyond all hope; executioner of innocent’s; a predator of no remorse. A Shapeshifter. Yet is he beyond the reach of even Him? Do you dare read this further scintillating book in The Grim Reaper Chronicles? You have been warned. I make no apologies.